A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you weren't so damn ugly, it would lift by itself."
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